by Candyokid October 21, 2020

“Land Grabber” is a derogatory term used against Caucasian people, since Europeans have a history of colonialism hence “grabbing land”.
Basketball Person 1: Damn I hate those cracker ass motherfuckers!
Basketball Person 2: Bitch ass land grabbers!
Basketball Person 2: Bitch ass land grabbers!
by TheCanadianSarge May 23, 2023

1. A stealthy South African tortoise which lives in the Tropical Rainforest of Mongolia.
2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.
2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.
"Dude look at the Giant Land Tortoise over there"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"
Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"
Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"
by TheUrbanNinja January 1, 2011

Bob: Look at the crickets!
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.
by ...Nugget... May 28, 2021

by user user 123 March 5, 2024

A place that is moist and pink and always warm. Normally can be found the peak of where Vanessa's legs meet. Everything is edible just like Willy Wonkas factory
by DaddyLovesLatina May 23, 2021

Usually when in a clouded mind state and forgetting what you are doing by not responding or doing very stupid things. When smoking too much pot can lead a person into "loaf land" making them un-responsable when asked questions. Sitting at a computer in a opiate high is another example of being in 'loaf land'.
While playing Magic the Gathering 2v2:
Corey says:"Joe what are you doing... don't forget to counter his spell."
10 seconds later...
Joe says: "Don't worry bro."
Corey says: "DUDE WTF you didn't counter the spell. Are you loafing?"
Joe says: "Sorry bro..... (20 seconds later) I missed clicked".
Corey says: "Huh? we already lost."
Joe says: "I think I'm in loaf land bro."
Corey says:"Joe what are you doing... don't forget to counter his spell."
10 seconds later...
Joe says: "Don't worry bro."
Corey says: "DUDE WTF you didn't counter the spell. Are you loafing?"
Joe says: "Sorry bro..... (20 seconds later) I missed clicked".
Corey says: "Huh? we already lost."
Joe says: "I think I'm in loaf land bro."
by SuperCaL September 4, 2013
