Ling King

A person that will take any means to get out of absolutely any activity* over an extended period of time usually 6+ months

* ~ only when it suits the person of course

Ling King over here hasn't done a BFA in the decade

by king of ling June 10, 2015

The King's Palisade

The act of having a woman sit on your face and a woman on your penis, as if forming a palisade.

That form... That can only be The King's Palisade. Such grace!

by TheTrueKingofWomen93 September 28, 2015

King Candy

The greatest racer ever, also is actually Turbo.
(From Wreck-It Ralph)

"Haha! No, I'm King Candy!"

by Toonicling November 9, 2016

king cut

The best cut of food. This transcend all food, from cod and pizza to squirrels and banana bread with walnuts.

Yo homie, slice me off the king cut from that roni pie!

by Chuck t Farley December 2, 2016

Douche King

Douche King

That pussy bitchass man is such a D.K., aka a Douche King.

by Cassiopeia04 December 19, 2016

King ector

A hector who thinks too highly of himself. An ugly, cocky, manipulator who is also a pathological liar. Most likely a heavy drug user who is miserable with his own pathetic life that he has to stalk and ruin the lives of his exes.

I used to go out with a king ector, hes a bitch.

by Lexiington November 17, 2018

exploding kings

Playing "Exploding Kittens" with a standard deck of cards instead of using original "Exploding Kittens" deck. Requires 2 decks for full emulation, but with 4 or less players you can use a single deck.

2-6 = pair-able cards (cards without instructions)
7 = skip
8 = see the future (1 extra "8" card is needed from 2nd deck for accurate emulation)
9 = nope
10 = shuffle the deck
Jack = attack
Queen = ask for favor
King = exploding kitten

Ace = diffuse (2 Ace cards from 2nd deck are required for more than 4 players)

Best if played by people who are familiar with "Exploding Kittens" rules.

Camper 1: Lets play "Exploding Kittens"
Camper 2: Crap, I left my deck at home. I only have regular cards
Camper 3: We can play Exploding Kings - use regular cards and use "Exploding Kittens" rules.

by Dr. Analog July 10, 2017