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Nono Juice

Slang term for wine as popularized by Donald Glover's character Troy on the TV show "Community." Nono is the Italian term for grandmother.
I had a little too much Nono Juice last night and ended up dancing naked in the street.
by kleachman April 21, 2011
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juicing the peach

Female masturbation. Analogous to "Jacking off" or "beating off" for men, but specific to females. It can also be referred to as juicin' the peach.
June: How do you juice your peach? I like it classical, hands only.
April: Juicing the peach is like witchcraft and wizardry, its more fun if you have a magic wand.
by peachjuicer January 23, 2010
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stiffy juice

Another slang word for semen, skeet, or jizz.
Wow! There is stiffy juice all over Shirley's face.
by Professor Buttmunch September 1, 2006
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princess juice

The secretions that pour or spray from a female's periurethral glands during sexual excitement and just prior to climax.

The natural female lubricant during sex.

What makes the Pussy wet.
"My girl friend is so hot she soaked the bed with her princess juice when I was pleasing her last night!"
by Abbbz June 25, 2009
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Nasty Juice

Name given to any drink that sacrifices taste for potent alcoholic content...
Willis casually swigged the concoction unawares, as the others gazed in anticipation... On contact with the palette His lips retracted from the bottleneck- his face puckering up, contorted in a reaction of putrid disgust, as he recoiled back into his seat.

''Awwww that shits the nasty juice!!!''
he declared, before staggering to the nearest toilet.
by wiLLiS April 3, 2003
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mullet juice

The ringing out of your sweat from your bandanna into the drinking water bucket.
Hey! This water tastes like mullet juice. Did you ring out your sweaty mullet rag in it?
by Tennessee Pelt June 29, 2010
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Juicing a Ham

There are two definitions:
1. v. Getting the ugly fat friend drunk off her ass so she won't cock block any potential hook-ups with her hot friends. This is usually with the intent that she'll lose her inhibitions and suddenly feel the urge to "just dance" while leaving her friends alone.

Sometimes the skinny friends instigate this themselves so it won't hurt their game or their friend's feelings.

2. v. getting so drunk that you're willing to have sex with a large rotundous woman.
1. Jason: That fat bitch keeps trying to talk to me and ruining my game.
Adam: Let's get some juice in that ham so she'll leave us alone.

-or-

Anne: God, Judith is running all the hot guys off. Let's buy some shots.

Jessica: For real, bitch gets crazy on the dance floor. I just hope she keeps her clothes on this time.

Becca: God that was gross but worth it. Fuck it - let's juice that ham!

2. God damn I was so drunk last night that I put my baby juice in that ham.

-or-

I'm so drunk and desperate I'll even go for juicing a ham.
by crzymeanbtch February 8, 2010
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