You got no Jams

Namjoon said this to Jimin when Hobi was trying to roast him in english

Namjoon: Jimin, you got no Jams

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- February 9, 2021

Value Jam Jar

When a man is lonely and poor, so seeks pleasure from a value jar of jam, of any flavour he wishes, by inserting his penis inside of it. The man may remove some jam beforehand to stop the jam making too much mess but if the man pleases he may insert his penis into a full jar of jam. If the man is rich but lonely, he may use a branded jam jar.

I haven't had sex in a while, I may do a value jam jar later to help cope.

by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 21, 2016

jamming your joystick

Masturbating.

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.

by artbee September 25, 2010

Just Jam-It In January

When your fucking your girl and you suddenly decide to stick it in her ass.

Must accomplish this once in the month of January to achieve Just Jam-It In January.

RICK: Man my girl never lets me play with her ass.

John: Don't worry, you'll have a whole month for anal forgiveness.

Rick: Yeah, what do you mean?

John: Just Jam-It In January

by KRAVINIMAMAZING November 12, 2018

Ram Jam Slam

A slang term referring to excessively rough sexual intercourse; rough sex.

Katie: "So how was your night with Jimothy?"

Stacy: "Ooooo, he gave my kitty the ol' 'Ram Jam Slam'!"

by A Little Puerto Rican Boy January 23, 2020

jam 'n' a biscuit

It's when someone does something that was just insane or something that was just really chill. Also, it could go with something that you're about to do.

Dude, he's jam 'n' a biscuit!

Let's go jam 'n' a biscuit!

I gotta go jam 'n' a biscuit.

Dude, I just jam 'n' a biscuit.

by quadfoxrider September 29, 2009

Toenail traffic jam

When your toenails are confused about which way to grow

Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam

by Moped mania March 17, 2021