Oscar: Hey Lex, I just wanted to shake the can about Saturday night. Is it okay to bring some more folks to the ping pong birthday party?”
Lex: Absolutely not.
Lex: Absolutely not.
by Cherrybomb666 February 13, 2020
this is a alpha sigma defintion that we do not like to talk about. it scares me because it is so cool! i love using this word, and if your a confused parent, walk into your kids room and say this word to them! they will love you for life!
by andrew tates toilet. January 05, 2024
What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
An illegal beverage supposedly containing watermelon water, pure alcohol and ketamine. Said to be the most dangerous drink, even by top criminals.
"BOI... Why is Danny dead?! Dat' was almost no alcohol. What is wrong with him?! It was just watermelon water, ya' get me??"
"Nah, Boss. Itta was a Sodium Shake, mate. Deadddly gear!"
"Nah, Boss. Itta was a Sodium Shake, mate. Deadddly gear!"
by C L G June 28, 2018
by ali_dtx May 06, 2024
Being very, very stoned.
by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 06, 2011
"Joe's wang was still sore from last night's rave, he had done the Shake Junk all night long, he may be hurting, but it was so totally worth it."
by JoeeoJ123321 May 16, 2016