Someone who trys to get with a girl when they know you want to ask them out. This person is usually someone who can get with any girl, but chooses to ask out the one that you like.
Guy #1: Hey, I think I might ask that chick out.
Guy #2: Ya right man, you have no chance with her! I'm asking her out!
Guy #1: You barely even know her! Fucking hoe hog!
Guy #2: Ya right man, you have no chance with her! I'm asking her out!
Guy #1: You barely even know her! Fucking hoe hog!
by Dezzrek December 5, 2009
Get the Hoe Hogmug. Commonly known as the Rave Girl (or hoe-meous glowicus) these girls are known to eat all of your drugs and drain your money with impunity. They are found in clubs), raves, and house parties always armed with either: body paint, light-up hula-hoops, or glowsticks. One can identify a glow hoe by the dead eyes, haggard appearance, and ripped neon pantyhose.
Also be on the lookout for brightly colored monster-hats (I don't know what the fuck they're called), other accessories that you can see in the dark, and sparkly eye shadow: they will force you to watch them wiggle their LED gloves in your face in order to "blow you up" or watch them show off their moves with those damn hula-hoops.
*WARNING
Do not let a glow hoe crash on your couch. That shit will be covered in glitter for weeks.
Also be on the lookout for brightly colored monster-hats (I don't know what the fuck they're called), other accessories that you can see in the dark, and sparkly eye shadow: they will force you to watch them wiggle their LED gloves in your face in order to "blow you up" or watch them show off their moves with those damn hula-hoops.
*WARNING
Do not let a glow hoe crash on your couch. That shit will be covered in glitter for weeks.
"Damn, I shared all my weed and coke with that glow hoe and she just peaced out with all her little glow hoe friends."
"Kthnxbyeee!"...(you with dick in hand)
She asked me for some molly, same glow hoe, then she tried to cast a spell on me with her fingers.
"Kthnxbyeee!"...(you with dick in hand)
She asked me for some molly, same glow hoe, then she tried to cast a spell on me with her fingers.
by boomhauer850 January 22, 2013
Get the Glow Hoemug. when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob
Warning! May cause castration
Warning! May cause castration
Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan
by BOnoobies March 8, 2011
Get the Hoeing the Lawnmug. by Dusty cyclone February 4, 2017
Get the hoe dustmug. Noun:
1. A pimp's right hand man
2. One who gathers and then herds prostitutes back to the pimp lair.
3. One who assists with the game of another "player"
1. A pimp's right hand man
2. One who gathers and then herds prostitutes back to the pimp lair.
3. One who assists with the game of another "player"
by deanergt July 17, 2006
Get the hoe wranglermug. Well it's pretty self explanatory...
It is a girl who is always showing some form of cleavage and has more boob than brain. This girl has surpassed all levels of Slut, Skank, Whore, Hoe (you get the picture...) and has reached the highest level of sluttiness. Normally works as a sleasly bartender or beer-tub girl.
It is a girl who is always showing some form of cleavage and has more boob than brain. This girl has surpassed all levels of Slut, Skank, Whore, Hoe (you get the picture...) and has reached the highest level of sluttiness. Normally works as a sleasly bartender or beer-tub girl.
Two girls walk into club:
Girl 1: Oh my god, that bartender is such a Skank-A-Hoe!
Girl 2 : I know, like is that even a skirt or is that a loin cloth?
Girl 1: Oh my god, that bartender is such a Skank-A-Hoe!
Girl 2 : I know, like is that even a skirt or is that a loin cloth?
by Ging Supreme August 19, 2010
Get the Skank-A-Hoemug. Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.
Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.
Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.
My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.
by King Butthole October 24, 2019
Get the Sloppy Hoesmug.