weed joint

Marijuana cigarette

Snoop Dogg asks Martha if she'd like to smoke a weed joint, to which she responds, "You mean a wee jae?"

by reenerna March 04, 2017

weed bod

a body that results from smoking weed too much. ie. very limp and weak.

hey man have you seen roger?
yeah man i saw him yesterday he has a weed bod now

by gpiy March 08, 2017

Weed grandma

Your grandma that doesn't tell your parents that you smoke and is also your dealer

Jim: hey I'm outa weed
Tom: let me call my weed grandma

by Weed grandma July 21, 2017

tard weeding

the act of having to weed through the various imbeciles, morons, dumbasses, jackasses, tools, dickheads, douchebags, dipshits, dolts, and asshats among the populace to find someone worth spending your time with for relationship pursuits.

Q: How'd your date go with Mr. Wonderful last night?
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.

by hottapantsa January 19, 2007

Pikey weed

Marijuana obtained from members of the travelling community.

Pikey Weed
"I wanna get me a big bag of pikey mate. Shit gets you whaaaacked"

by Jimprick December 02, 2009

Lucchi Weed

One of the most potent strains of marijuana originating from central Pennsylvania. Also the name of an incredible jam band you probably never heard about because they're so fucking underground.

Golf wang bro, dat Lucchi weed couchlocked me. I got Lucchi Weed pourin' outta mah Beats too. Shawty.

by SuperSwag105 January 28, 2012

Cold Weed

Having to stop smoking weed completely at once and not in moderation. A variation of cold turkey.

Boss: We are going to start drug testing every day.
Worker: Aww shit I'm gonna have to stop cold weed.

by rawol March 11, 2012