To have a shower or bath, but mostly shower. A saying used in urban and rural Canada. Most often referenced to getting ready to head out or clean yourself up.
"it's time to wash ass" "I'll be there in an hour I just have to wash ass first" "did you wash ass yet?"
by anonymous April 17, 2024

Oh man, last night I got drunk and "washed my cup" with my girlfriend while she "mowed the lawn" all over me. She even got her friend involved and between us, we all "said hello to the local firemen".
Awesome night out.
Awesome night out.
by DSers September 28, 2008

Forcefully expelling urine to remove fecal matter from a toilet bowl left there by a previous depositor.
Dude 1: Wth, bruh! You left boo boo smears in my toilet
Dude 2; man, finish off that 40oz and go pissure wash that b@#%h
Dude 2; man, finish off that 40oz and go pissure wash that b@#%h
by Unklo June 29, 2016

by Grant The Muscle December 18, 2008

Means to be performing terribly or at a decline in sports from different occurring times or eras in a career. Also applies to yips, but occurs chronically.
I’m telling you, I’m chronically washed, one year I do well, the next I’m awful.
I can never play consistently, it’s like I’m chronically washed.
I can never play consistently, it’s like I’m chronically washed.
by LV29 March 8, 2024

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation.
April fell and sprained her apple washing hand, drastically changing her boyfriends hopes for the night.
by psyche2511 July 30, 2023

by washedbotter June 22, 2021
