piggy pocketed

catching someone stealing funds from your piggy bank.

I walked into my room only to find my younger brother had piggy pocketed my secret cash stash.

by rbyrd April 9, 2008

puckle pockets

The smaller pocket inside of another pocket, usually used for change.

Excuse me, ma'am? Do hose jeans come with puckle pockets? No? No thanks then.

by doodahdoodoo August 22, 2008

noodle pocket

The opening in the front of men's and boy's underwear to facilitate the exposition of the penis usually for the purpose of expediting urination.

Colin didn't like his new underwear because they didn't have a noodle pocket.

by Colin's Uncle January 16, 2009

pocket trap

When you walk past a door knob/ handle/ banister railing, and your pocket gets caught on it, hence pulling you back suddenly, and making you look like a right tosser.

Guy #1: Oh shit, I got pocket trapped on my date last night.

Guy #2: Epic fail.

by VampireFriends January 17, 2009

Pocket Fruit

The shit thats at the bottom of your pocket, like the white fluff you get after washing your clothes with paper in them, loose baccy, crumbs & general life skank.

robin: (reaches into jeans) ewww, look at all this skank i just found
chloe: blud thats some serious pocket fruit

by robin & chloe ftw April 4, 2009

Cooch Pocket

1.Another word for vagina

2.What you'd call an emo kid

3.When someone pisses you off, the only word that doesnt really make sense but effective

4.Substitution for the word dueche, in the name calling fashion

you:Nathan c'mon get off the computer

Nathan:no fuck you!

you:all you do is play computer games all day dont you wanna go and hang out with friends and smell the fresh air?

Nathan:ehhhhh....

you:whatever you're such a cooch pocket

Nathan:mmm mhmmm....

by mexiCANDO October 20, 2008

Pocket LSD

Much like pocket sand, pocket LSD is a pocket based self defense system.

While pocket sand relies on you throwing the small particles of sand into an attackers eyes, pocket LSD can be thrown at any exposed skin, as LSD is active when applied to skin.

Given that LSD has an extremely low active dose (50+ nanograms), any visible amount will be several hundred to several hundred thousand doses.

This means that your attacker will go from trying to steal your iPhone to losing his ego/control of his bowels in seconds

Chill dude: I was on the metro the other day and some guy pulled a knife on me.
Sweet bro: Damn, that's fucked up. What happened?
Chill dude: Oh, it wasn't a big deal, I had my pocket lsd. I dosed him, then convinced him I was god and rode him to work.

by ya boy c dove February 8, 2013