Critical Identity Theory

Ray Blanchards definition of what's wrong with modern day society

Critical Identity Theory is easily defined in the National Institute of Health a government board committee.

by AlphaEpsilon September 8, 2023

The Scroll of Judgment Theory

A theory about what happens after death. According to this theory, when a person dies, they are not judged by a god or higher power, but by an ancient scroll that falls from the darkness. The scroll contains every action they’ve ever taken good and bad and the soul is forced to relive all their mistakes and moments of cruelty. If they lived with kindness, they fade away peacefully. But if they lived selfishly or hurt others, they are trapped forever, endlessly reliving their wrongdoings in a cycle of regret.

After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die

by pseudonymXYX February 9, 2025

The nutella theory

colorism, when nutella was compared to WHITE chapstick mr. cheese got BIG mad!!!

"ew ximena get tf out my face! -jaden ( the nutella theory ) "

by bigahhcheese May 14, 2025

The theory of dildotivity

Time travels more slowly as a dildo first begins to wobble. Especially when a suction cup dildo is thrown and sticks to the intended surface.

The theory of dildotivity isn't something that's just on the Urban dictionary. Throw a dildo and find out. See for yourself! Open your eyes!

by Godamongstmentinymen March 13, 2022

block universe theory

the theory that the universe is a giant 4d block and that time is the fourth dimension

Bob: what if the block universe theory is true and god is 4d?
his brother: What is lil bro saying💀

by Dave ias October 12, 2025

Light’s Theory

The Theory is,
In the next universe, the next fastest thing will be tilgh at the speed of 4,181,814,184.81015KM/S.

Light’s Theory, or Tilgh Theory, is the next universe’s biggest theory’s result at the speed of 4.1 billion.

by Wargom July 2, 2024

Deli theory

A term made by Thxtboideli/DELI.

A theory where the title track of an album is considered or assumed to be the best track on the album

"good kid" and "m.A.A.d city" off of good kid, m.A.A.d city by Kendrick Lamar.

"This counts as the Deli theory, it might be the best song off the album."

by Spuddy-Boy February 28, 2025