When someone who was once thought to be gone forever shows up again, often after several years.
This is a reference to the "dad went to the store to buy milk" trope. The punchline is that he abandons his family.
This is a subversion of that, meaning the dad finally comes back from the store after years of absence.
This is a reference to the "dad went to the store to buy milk" trope. The punchline is that he abandons his family.
This is a subversion of that, meaning the dad finally comes back from the store after years of absence.
Person C has entered the chat
Person A: "Wait, you haven't been here since 2014, is it really you?"
Person B: "C is finally back with the milk."
Person A: "Wait, you haven't been here since 2014, is it really you?"
Person B: "C is finally back with the milk."
by NOUSERNAMELEFT April 21, 2023
Get the Back With the Milkmug. 
by McDoodlefee July 7, 2021
Get the Milk dudsmug. When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.
Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!
by Uniaer October 26, 2020
Get the Milking the santamug. by Dr.lovelybone June 9, 2016
Get the life milkmug. 
When African American men marry white women for the following reasons: prestige among the African American community; a genuinely perceived rise in status by other African American men; and most importantly, to cover up "their blackness". As opposed to "Mud Sharks" (extraordinarily ugly Caucasian females, rejected by Caucasian men, that marry African American men for perceived attention).
Marrying Milk: Two friends, one Caucasian, one African American, broach the subject of female variety they particularly enjoy dating. The white man responds, "Italians, English, and Eastern Europeans". The white man wonders what type his friend likes (..."slanky, busty, thicc?" ). The black man reveals demurely, "I like Milk.. Just Milk." The black man can sense from his friend's silence, that he is completely unacquainted with his particular vernacular. For emphasis, the black man demonstrates by miming milk being poured over his arm. "I want to be covered in WHITE..." the black man continues, in euphoric bliss, "...Now you get me? I only like WHITE women!!". His friend pauses, then widens his lips into a knowing grin. The black friend continues, and inches closer, as if to strengthen their bond. "You know. My girl, the one coming today is a "Mud Shark". "And I like it -- she means a lot. No complaints...AND I get a lift in "my" community. Later, man...you come out and hang with us. Alright?" A droning buzz marks the end of the shift. The two friends rise from a comfortable recline, stretch their weary bodies, and proceed toward an enclosed space lit by sparks, to the hum of drills. The friends become swallowed by a sea of working men of all races and backgrounds, as they follow the dim fluorescent glow of the factory.
by Just getting along May 22, 2022
Get the Marrying Milkmug.