Flaming A

A "flaming A" is a rite of initiation where the initiant sheds all their clothes, puts a kitchen roll tube between their legs with a wad of paper soaked in flammable liquid. It is set alight and they run around the camp fire. Preferably done when dark.

She performed her flaming A with a distinct abundance of exuberance.

by Neckaroni March 26, 2024

Flaming Orangutan

When lighting a male's ass hairs during the act of 69. leaving the guy running around uncontrollably like an Orangutan.

Guy 1: You want to go biking?
Guy 2: Hell no after my girl giving me the Flaming Orangutan last night I'm not going to be able to sit for a week.

by flamingorangutan63 March 11, 2022

Flaming Asian

Someone of asian descent that dresses like a yaoi anime character but looks completely normal in an outfit that is unacceptable for anyone of any other race.

Mark: Hey do you see that Asian in a Lolita dress with cat ears and like a million rainbow barrettes?
Steve: Yeah, thats one flaming Asian.

by I.Swear.Im.Not.On.Drugs January 8, 2018

flaming carl

flaming carl is the act where you crapand then drop the poo into someone's mouth (it is better when they are asleep or entirely unsuspecting).

Carl just dropped a massive flaming carl into Karl's mouth.

by shmurp January 30, 2017

Flaming Log

When you take a vehicular shit so steamy it shatters the porcelain throne and toasts your gooch hair. May occur after spicy ramen, or sticking dynamite up your wonder-hole

Boogie Slop: Good gravy Gertie howd you flaming log so hard!

Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)

by Cazzerz_ August 17, 2025

Flaming Cougar

A lesbian that goes after younger women.

"Look at that flaming cougar trying to hook-up with that hot chick!"

by It'sBig December 26, 2011

crunchy flaming

happens when someone hates on or attacks (is flaming) a crunchy person for their crunchy ways.

Bob was crunchy flaming Sue on the message boards over her natural childbirth choices.

by crunchylina November 12, 2013