People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

A phrase one can say meaning people should not criticize others for faults that they have themselves

Zach told me I had bad taste in music. I replied by telling him that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

by katie was here November 19, 2007

House Nazi

A person who likes to control a house.

Man, that whore is being a house nazi.

by Deceptik0n July 29, 2005

brick house

The best type of building to resist attacks from the big bad wolf.

Much more effective than straw, slightly more effective than sticks.

The third little pig met a man with a load of bricks, and said, "Please, man, give me those bricks to build a house with." So the man gave him the bricks, and he built his brick house with them.

So the wolf came, as he did to the other little pigs, and said, "Little pig, little pig, let me come in."

"No, no, by the hair of my chinny chin chin."

"Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in."

Well, he huffed, and he puffed, and he huffed and he puffed, and he puffed and huffed; but he could not get the house down.

by master_blaster_disaster_faster April 25, 2010

Houma

1. A small city / large town in Louisiana with a ton of Walgreens and banks, but a small amount of hospitals and residential areas.

2. A place where the west side dominates so widely over the east that the east side may as well not exist.

3. A place where, when you drive through, you feel like you've accidentally walked in to a time machine, taking you twenty years backward.

4. A place where wannabe gangs think their graffiti looks good, as though they've never seen New Orleans.

5. A place where lawyers coexist with unemployed people who live in boxes.

6. A place where pants really are on the ground.

7. A place where, no matter what, you must be at church. Catholic church.

1. Gravity must be really strong here in Houma; it's pulling all those guys pants down. Yeah, it's no wonder the girls' clothes are so tight they don't move.

2. Which Walgreens do you want to go to? The one on the right or the left of my face?

3. Oh, you live on the EAST side... I'll be on my way now.

4. You weren't at church... You must be satanist.

by thehouman August 17, 2012

Brentwood Housewife

A rich suburban housewife, who lives in a huge house with a maid and a gardner and a very rich husband, nearly always very WASP like.
Originates from the Brentwood district in L.A but now applies to rich women of all areas.

Sandra Bullock in Crash, Anglina Jolie in Mr and Mrs Smith, Kirsten Cohen in the O.C

-hey, see that woman on the schoolrun in her big black SUV?
-yeah, what a Brentwood Housewife!

by adamw89 August 30, 2006

House

A fucking wooden or brick fucking place where you live eat and sleep in.

Jeff: I live in my house

by Syyyg October 22, 2014

Houle's Law

If there is a friend zone to be in, by default, you are in it.

Person 1: "How about the blond chick there?"
Person 2: "In the friend zone..."
P1: "The brunette?"
P2: "Friend zone..."
P1: "You haven't even met her though."
P2: "Houle's law... I'm cursed by it."

by The Cursed November 7, 2010