On hook

When someone does or says something to you that piques your interest.

What she told me yesterday had me on hook.

by Robsobnoblobcob July 3, 2020

Hook up

Hooking up is a process of when a friend hides beside a door and when their friend walks in the room they take a grandfather's cane and pick them up off the ground with the hooked part of the cane in their anus

Austin lifted Jesse off the ground with the hook up

by Sir poppy cock November 27, 2021

straight hook

1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.

2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.

1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.

2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.

by analectomy January 10, 2010

Hook up meet up

Going on a date with an ex outside your house, to bring your spark back ,make out and take her home.

😭 Samantha went on a hook up meet up with my boyfriend.

Hey, wanna hook up meet up? 😏🍆🍑

by Ghost 404 November 1, 2021

sling yer hook

Go away, leave here

Git going ye basted! Sling yer hook!

by Colwingnut February 18, 2023

Hook Up

To meet someone, get together with a friend.

Hey, let's hook up later and have dinner. I'm hooking up with some friends later to see a movie.

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

Hooked Up

Two people who are dating, usually used after the couple have kissed.

You're hooked up with Emily?

by TheStrongMan July 18, 2016