half-dreaming

That feeling when you are dreaming, but you know you are waking up, so you keep your eyes closed and try to stretch the dream out.

Woman: Hey, it's time to get up. Why are you still laying in bed?
Man: Ah, I was half-dreaming.
Woman: Oh, yeah? What about?
Man: I was talking to Richard Marx about his musical style and how awesome it would be to jam together.

by Fayyt Ignatti December 27, 2016

Half Counihan

A Half Counihan, as opposed to the Full Counihan occurs when only of the sexual partners is drunk enough to vomit during the sexual act, but not both. Addtionally, the man, or if the partners are gay men, one of the men, must finish by jacking off on their sexual partner.

Jack pulled a Half Counihan on Jill last night. They were both bombed last night and having sex. Jill, however, was really blacked out and threw up on the bed. Still, Jack wasn't finished so he jerked off on her.

by Krause April 9, 2008

Half flaccid

The state in which a man’s dool is not completely stone but is not as wiggly as a pool noodle. Half flaccid is the most awkward state to be in as your cum blaster tends to misbehave and run against your legs as their is just enough weight for it to be pulled past the lining of your underwear leg.

*walks through hallway half flaccid*

Dick; I’m just going to swing and make you think people can see me

by Tuna can dan June 18, 2018

half size

less than full,small,tiny,miniscule,little

derogatory term implying substandard,generally used by people from eastern europe,that always babble about how superior they are yet seem to migrate to the usa at a cyclic rate.

All the american cars have half size engines in them,they are total useless,in Hungary the cars have big huge fantastic engines,that deliver full power!!!!

by Roland Deschain January 8, 2009

Half As Interesting

The YouTube channel equivalent of "this could have been an email."

A real explanation is that Half As Interesting makes short videos that ask somewhat simple questions about weird topics that are almost always answered very, very concisely after 5 minutes of expositional dawdling. Every single video could be turned into a single Q and A tweet with context below.

by kjoshua December 4, 2021

Half stab

The act of stabbing someone with a vegetable.

The pimp half stabbed a shop keeper with a carrot

by Brit-tastic September 24, 2009

half bake

A half bake is a stupid cunt that doesn't no what he's doing

John was only half baked no good for fuck all

by Dictator1985 October 24, 2013