giving a guy candy for his birthday

giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"

Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"

by fuck me bill cosby May 13, 2013

give jake a hand job day

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.

i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.

by best rust player in the school May 5, 2023

Give your girl a hoodie day

Sept 6 is give a girl a hoodie day

It’s give your girl a hoodie day

by Simp hub September 6, 2021

I Don't Give Three Shits

a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.

guy 1: yo i got a promotion!

guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!

guy 1: do you give 4?

guy 2: ...thats a hard decision

by DinoBlocksZ May 19, 2022

alexio giving me something day

20 November - In this day, everyone named Alexio has to buy you something that they want!

In 20 November aka Alexio giving me something day, Alexio gave me a washing hair machine as a gift for today!

by givemesomething.id November 19, 2020

mad fake for not giving me clout

عطنا لايك طال عمرك

"Farabi is mad fake for not giving me clout" means that after conducting likes audit, I found that Farabi is a fake friend for not liking my most recent Instagram post

by عطيس June 1, 2022

Give Your Boyfriend Head Day

July 3rd is Give Your Boyfriend Head Day! Rejoice, and give gawk gawk to your boyfriend.

“Oh hey isn’t it July 3rd today?”
“Yeah, it is Give Your Boyfriend Head day isn’t it… wait that means you have to give me head!”

by sweetandsourrice June 21, 2021