National give your gf a hoodie

22nd-23rd may

Jake:hey
Holly:hi
Jake:gives hoodie
Holly:I already have hoodie

Jake:it’s national give your gf a hoodie day

by Dunno ?? May 18, 2021

I Don't Give Three Shits

a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.

guy 1: yo i got a promotion!

guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!

guy 1: do you give 4?

guy 2: ...thats a hard decision

by DinoBlocksZ May 19, 2022

Give Your Boyfriend Head Day

July 3rd is Give Your Boyfriend Head Day! Rejoice, and give gawk gawk to your boyfriend.

“Oh hey isn’t it July 3rd today?”
“Yeah, it is Give Your Boyfriend Head day isn’t it… wait that means you have to give me head!”

by sweetandsourrice June 21, 2021

National give a hug to your crush

You have to give your crush a hug if not your a pussy

For example you see your crush you walk up to them and give em a hug that’s National give a hug to your crush

by 25Hockey25 October 24, 2019

give someone ur sweater day

december 3rd is a day that a guy gives his friend that is a girl his sweater

girl:it's december 3rd which means its give someone ur sweater day
guy: oh dang *gives sweater*

by theoneandonlytheyfemboy December 2, 2020

I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)

Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."

by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020

alexio giving me something day

20 November - In this day, everyone named Alexio has to buy you something that they want!

In 20 November aka Alexio giving me something day, Alexio gave me a washing hair machine as a gift for today!

by givemesomething.id November 19, 2020