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Flu Fart

Flatulence occurring when one is taken ill with a flu bug. The flu fart is defined by the inevitable leakage of wet fecal matter when the gas is released. It is never intentional. One who is with flu is forever fearful of the flu fart.
Roger was ill with a stomach flu but he went to work any way. During a sales meeting, he tried to pass gas and ended up with a flu fart and had to waddle out of the conference room.
by Eaton Holgoode December 9, 2015
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Granny Fart

The act of farting unexpectedly while you are in some some sort of strain. Like pushing yourself up from a chair or lifting weights and blowing ass while you do.
"That dude over there on the squat press totally granny farted, I bet he blew out his intestines"

"My grandma just got out of her chair and ripped herself a new asshole with that granny fart"
by ThaKriz September 22, 2009
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fart with change

when a fart is not cooperative and force must be applied for methane removal, excrement that leaks from the anus is in fact change.
i was running up the stairs and i had a fart with change that ruined my day.
by mike lea January 12, 2005
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cup of fart

The following steps demonstrate the proper way to cup your fart.
1. Fart in your hand
2. Grasp the fart and quickly "throw" the fart at someone's face.
3. The unlucky receiver will smell your fart if the attack was performed correctly.
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Ima fix you up a stanky cup of fart.

Look out! Cup of fart!
by ERNTRON February 14, 2008
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Fart Roulette

Where you are not sure if it one (a fart), but you spin the wheel anyway and take a chance. Usually played when sick. Sometimes ending with a change of underware, or a shower.
Man, I had the flu bad. I played fart roulette and hit the brown chips Dog!
by Tom-meee October 7, 2006
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Faggot Fart

A fart that is liberated with a loose audible suggesting an unconstrained anus, very much like that of a loose anus caused by repeated anal sex.
Jim: (Farts with a loud loose sound.)

Tim: "Wow! That was a nice faggot fart."
by The Jolly Tamale September 25, 2009
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cook a fart

Cooking a fart is when you release gas from your ass while sitting in heated car seats. Because of the heat, similar to food in a skillet on a stove, you get an overwhelming mix of scents and flavors that are intensified. Victims of the pungent odor can often tell what meals were involved in the creation of such farts as well and the aromas almost always beg for a window or two to be cracked.
Man 1: "Why does it smell like broccoli and cheese? Did you just cook a fart?"
Man 2: "We had Quizno's for lunch and yes, I just cooked a fart."
Man 1: "I can taste it. Is that peppercorn steak?"
Man 2: "Why yes, yes it is."
by Kaznasty July 18, 2009
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