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Fart Mobile

(n)
An automobile with an excessively large tail pipe that gives it a ridiculous sound that is comparible to someone farting into a microphone connected to a 10000 watt speaker. They create an outrageous ammount of noise polltion IMHO.

In my experience there cars tend to be modifed imports (Honda, Toyota), AKA Rice Mobiles as you probably know them as.
The Fart Mobile drove past our house and caused our windows to shatter with it's horrendously loud pipes.
by Steve ED November 8, 2004
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Slappy Fart

A flatulent so powerful and instense that it vibrates your butt cheeks so hard and causes them to slap together profusely!
Cortney had a case of the slappy farts I knew because i could hear them from across the room!
Kelsey woke up and felt her butt cheeks vibrating and just knew she had the slappy farts!
by wfkelcor December 24, 2010
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Flu Fart

Flatulence occurring when one is taken ill with a flu bug. The flu fart is defined by the inevitable leakage of wet fecal matter when the gas is released. It is never intentional. One who is with flu is forever fearful of the flu fart.
Roger was ill with a stomach flu but he went to work any way. During a sales meeting, he tried to pass gas and ended up with a flu fart and had to waddle out of the conference room.
by Eaton Holgoode December 9, 2015
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fart with change

when a fart is not cooperative and force must be applied for methane removal, excrement that leaks from the anus is in fact change.
i was running up the stairs and i had a fart with change that ruined my day.
by mike lea January 12, 2005
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Granny Fart

The act of farting unexpectedly while you are in some some sort of strain. Like pushing yourself up from a chair or lifting weights and blowing ass while you do.
"That dude over there on the squat press totally granny farted, I bet he blew out his intestines"

"My grandma just got out of her chair and ripped herself a new asshole with that granny fart"
by ThaKriz September 22, 2009
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cup of fart

The following steps demonstrate the proper way to cup your fart.
1. Fart in your hand
2. Grasp the fart and quickly "throw" the fart at someone's face.
3. The unlucky receiver will smell your fart if the attack was performed correctly.
(:
Ima fix you up a stanky cup of fart.

Look out! Cup of fart!
by ERNTRON February 14, 2008
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Fart Roulette

Where you are not sure if it one (a fart), but you spin the wheel anyway and take a chance. Usually played when sick. Sometimes ending with a change of underware, or a shower.
Man, I had the flu bad. I played fart roulette and hit the brown chips Dog!
by Tom-meee October 7, 2006
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