family separation

For many, unthinkable at Thanksgiving, during a pandemic, all-too-thinkable when the families in question have been immigrants seeking asylum.

Of course the kids would come home from college at Thanksgiving, to sit together as they had always done. With so much to share, perhaps including Covid infections, they were less likely to think about the children who had been taken from their parents, still held in cages, the mothers without their babies, under the all-but-forgotten policy of family separation.

by Monkey's Dad November 17, 2020

half-family

A single parent, may be a single-mom or a single-dad (though not a divorced parent)

It seems like there are too many children today who are raised in a half-family household.

by techyartsyman52 June 23, 2023

kissing family

when Bill Hader basically mouth rapes you and holds your hands against your will

tayla: have you seen kissing family?
stranger: no why?
tayla: yOU ABSOLUTE WANKA

by queeflicker69 October 29, 2019

Where is my Family

In the basement. Wanna Check? :))

You: Where is my Family
Me: Follow me :))

by RedCodeLink September 10, 2022

Unconventional family unit

When you want to cheat on your wife with the muscle milf but you don’t want to sound degenerate.

I’ve been thinking about starting an unconventional family unit with that single mom

by Back door August 19, 2023

family kid

" Invented by Juggalo Youtube Personality ChildsPlayNinja (CPN)".
A term used in the Juggalo world used to describe Juggalos who are only into the scene for the "Family" aspect. Family Kids can be either kids or adults. Juggalos who try to pull the "Family" card every time they find themselves in a confrontation with other Juggalos. Family Kids will also attempt to guilt trip other Juggalos} using the "Family" card, in order to gain favors.

You are just a Family kid.

"Come on man, we're supposed to be Family". Get out of here Family Kid.

by ChildsPlayNinja April 19, 2017

Murphy Family

The trio of the Murphy Family, Dunbar the unibrow, Wyatt the fucked up hair in the back, and Ditzell the birthmark/mole that pusses out nasty shit. A pretty sick fucking family if you ask me

Murphy Family

by raspersnacks April 29, 2011