faking jacks

Half steppin on a robbery. Robbing someone and then giving them their things back on the spot. Then bragging about it.

Dude faking jacks.

by True Anlivin' May 18, 2016

Fake Plumber

Someone who only does air conditioning plumbing not real plumbing

Jesse is a fake plumber he does air conditioners, he doesn't install toilets.

by smithypiejohn September 6, 2018

Fake-0

(n) A car that looks like a cop car, but is not.
Brings a great deal of relief.

"Dude slow down!! The 5-0 is right behind us!"
Oh, dude, you mean that Dodge Charger? That's totally a Fake-0, we're all good.

by Raaayvend June 5, 2011

fake-bullying

Fabricating scenarios or making up incidents to look like you are being physically, psychologically or cyber bullied. Noun or verb. self-bully, bullying, fake, made up, cyberbullying, bully, harass, torment, self-esteem, make fun of, fight, pick on, malign, celebrity, attention-seeking, narcissistic, narcissist, fame whore, fake bully, fake-bully, fake bullying, Jussie Smollett

John is always complaining about fake-bullying incidents at school. He says someone is harassing him all the time. All made up!

by joecoolthefool March 13, 2019

fake shitter

when a person pertend to shit

he is so constipated he pretends to shit like a fake shitter

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

Potty Fake

When you go to the bathroom during a boring movie that you were dragged to, but you don't actually have to pee or anything. So you just kinda camp out there and derp around on your phone until the minute before it's been long enough for whoever you came with to wonder if you're constipated or something.

"Some people have to take potty breaks during movies... I take potty fakes."

"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."

"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."

by Hemispherium December 17, 2012

fake money

Money that is never seen. Money that isn't real.

P1: We are now charging $300 more per month to each tenant at this apartment complex.
P2: "Oh it's all fake money. We will never see it. We just work here in the office."

by Sammy26 June 8, 2017