Evan

Loves sandwiches

You love sandwiches so much if you ate anymore you would become an evan

by FancyCooking January 11, 2022

Chris evans

Chris evans is my baby daddy. He is so sexy and is dating me NOT YOU just me so back off.

Wait who are you dating?
CHRIS EVANS YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER

by WAPYUP November 23, 2021

Evan

A soy boy who can't play chess, bro thinks f3 is a good move. Smol dick but tight ass, would smash though tbh

Bro that guy evan is the type to beg for a mcnasty

by Charmonio November 2, 2023

Sloppy Evan

When you eat out someone typically of the same sex and gently bite the dingleberrys off one by one and spit it into a bowl of ice cream until you have enough as desired and you proceed to share the ice cream with chocolate dingleberrys

Evan decided to eat the ass flakes off Ryan’s ass and spit them into a milkshake and poured it all over Ryan’s chode then proceeded to top him off making it a sloppy Evan

by Al Horford November 17, 2025

Evan

the best Val duo frfrrrrrr

YK that Evan kid?
Yea he no-scoped me in Val.

by Akiyovpn November 20, 2023

Tom evans

A super hot Boy who loves scooters and all the girls love him, plus he has a nice face and you might like him his mates call him "scooter fag" but all the girls call him daddy xxx

Girl 1: Hey he really hot and he looks fucking sexy on that scooter
girl 2: Must be a "Tom evans"

by SkAtErGiRlxXx May 21, 2019

Evaned

To mess up so bad

I evaned so hard in golf today

by Prowormaker May 20, 2024