Shitting Duck

A play on the term sitting duck. If you are a shitting duck, you are helpless in your current situation, but you are also scared enough to shit your pants.

When I was threatened by that mobster, I was a shitting duck.

by MaggotHoles August 1, 2018

Feeding The Ducks

The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice

Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?

Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift

Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*

by RanOffOnDaPlugThrice May 29, 2018

Fat duck

Another wsy of saying you fat fuck but it's the nice way

You fat duck

by Thefallin May 30, 2018

Ducking Washed

Just like fucking wasted, but the camping version because we can’t let the DNR know we smuggled alcohol into the state park

“Man how lit are you?”
“Dude, one would say I am ducking washed.”

by JClouie22 June 27, 2019

Not my duck

Something that is clearly not your responsibility that someone is trying to dump on you

"Hey bro can you go do my laundry while I'm out?" "Not my duck, man sorry."

by Mr. Cool guy July 18, 2019

duck fuck

A person who fucks ducks because he is a zoöfilist.

Today i saw a duck fuck in the park. He got arrested.

by duckie suckie April 6, 2019

king of ducks

Truly the most fowl of ducks. Typically very snooty and expects other ducks to pay tribute and quack when he passes.

Son: Why are all those ducks quacking at that one?
Father: Son, that's the king of ducks. {bows deeply}

by EncryptedThoughts April 16, 2019