Dirt Nap

The act of passing out drunk to the point were your buddies can't tell if you're dead or just snoozing. Dirt naps usually occur in Las Vegas where the beer flows like wine, and last longer than a regular nights rest. The term is normally utilized to denote the uncertainty of the person's return for the next day's festivities.

Hey, where's your buddy from the craps table last night? He was a riot! "He's out cold taking a dirt nap." will he be back? " I have no clue."

by LDS14 May 25, 2018

Dirt lover

A young man or woman who enjoys anal sex.

You: "Wow she won't keep away from my ass. "
Bro: "Lol she searching for gold?"
You: " nah, She's a dirt lover."

by Lmaoboo May 26, 2018

dirt shoveling

Work which achieves no useful purpose but is mandated as some kind of political requirement in order to achieve some actual objective.

It'd be a 5 minute job if it weren't for all the dirt shoveling.

by _cjd September 5, 2017

Dirt surge

Noun Definition 1: A period during a dust bowl in which a person's house is Covered out and partially inside (the floor at

Minimal of 2 ft on the floor

My house has had a dirt surge, and I barely made it out.

by Themilofiles September 15, 2017

Santa dirt

A person that brings bad stuff in your life.

It was a bad thing that I met you, you're Santa dirt

by Gobba September 16, 2017

^dirt

Something said in comments to confuse people and make them look it up in the urban dictionary. Also known as a made up word and a successful troll. Also known as ^dirt

Jacquelyn Webber posted on Coltens post this morning ^dirt and after a long time of searching with Allison and Chloe they decided to check ^dirt on urban dictionary before deciding it was time to call it quits.

by MurderBlade March 21, 2017

Dirt AIDS

When you stick your hands into a pile of dirt and get AIDS

"Oh shit! I think I just got dirt AIDS"

by connorsimpson May 24, 2017