david elfrink

The coolest person on earth

Wow david elfrink. What a cool guy!

by Marsofwar1999 January 6, 2018

David and goliath

The bible story that put more of the wrong people in power than just about any other story. Napoleon and Hitler most likely saw a little bit of David in themselves (even though they weren't Jewish kings), and likened themselves to David, fighting their opponents with a slingshot and outwitting them.

David and Goliath is a story of a Jewish youth who defeats a larger opponent, and more people who are not Jewish have used it to gain support for their cause/make it more popular (especially if its bullshit) than just about any other bible story.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2019

Horny David

The horniest of all david's, primarly found in the wild and likes to prey on unexpected men.

I just saw a Horny David in the forest, watch out guys.

by Bsosvak January 30, 2016

David & Evangelina

The most adorable couple on the face of the earth.

you two are like david & evangelina

by yolonikka December 13, 2012

David Blowie

When you wear David Bowie inspired makeup to give a blowjob and your makeup ends up running down your face.

“Wow, why does your makeup look like that?”

“Girl, I gave him a David Blowie!”

by _whorewell_ June 18, 2018

David Whales

(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards

To lighten up the harsh argument, he posted a David Whales picture in the thread.

by N. Lipstick January 3, 2010

David Egloff

a portly fellow who loves to drink and occasionally hits his wife.

That dude rocked his wife just like David Egloff.

by David Egloff March 1, 2009