Wavy David

A water wave used for riding a surfboard on.

Hey dude! I rode that wavy david all the way to the sand bra!

by Regal Man September 11, 2011

david morado

David...The kind of guy to try and smexy talk the lady’s but all he gets is a smack on the face,even though he sounds bad he is always loyal to his friends.

Omg your such a David morado

by Urbanlover69 March 14, 2018

David Quakenbushed

To lose all your hopes and dreams to marrige and children.

It was too bad what happened to Tony. He got totally David Quakenbushed.

Jimmy has some really nice children. Its just too bad he had to get David Quakenbushed to get them.

Me and my friend were going to move to Portland, but somebody David Quakenbushed him.

by Li Fung Chang October 21, 2010

David Whales

(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards

To lighten up the harsh argument, he posted a David Whales picture in the thread.

by N. Lipstick January 3, 2010

David Egloff

a portly fellow who loves to drink and occasionally hits his wife.

That dude rocked his wife just like David Egloff.

by David Egloff March 1, 2009

David Blowie

When you wear David Bowie inspired makeup to give a blowjob and your makeup ends up running down your face.

“Wow, why does your makeup look like that?”

“Girl, I gave him a David Blowie!”

by _whorewell_ June 18, 2018

You David

Someone who acts homesexual in a narcissistic way or a married man fucker

Bro you David as hell and stop saying men aren’t shit

by Beea June 29, 2019