Dan Nickerson

A type of humanoid lizard that can slink under and inbetween doorways will always pull the seniority card with other lizards of similar status

“I should’ve got first pick of the vehicles!”
“Dude your acting like a real dan Nickerson”

by Schlick Cognitto July 19, 2025

Dan

verb. to Dan someone. i.e to cut off the tip of someone's dick, giving the impression that they have a smaller penis than before. This is done to imitate the Dan, also known as the man with a 0.5mm penis

Jake: Dude, Alexander pissed me off, so I just Dan'd him
Carl: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Alexander: *Screaming* I BECAME DAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by GEneralfIGs March 15, 2018

Dan

dead

'He is Dan'

by Bitterapple6 October 22, 2023

Dan-Whammying

1) A form of whammying on guitar hero known to get the most amount of points quickly by alternating between no whammy and fully whammy in the quickest amount of time.

2) A euphemism for tearful masterbation.

1) 'Dude, you got so many points, you must have been dan-whammying!'

2)

Person A: 'Dude, why the fuck are you crying and ejaculating on yourself?'
Person B: 'Oh, i've been Dan-Whammying.'

by MattDutton March 9, 2012

The Palm of Dan

The hand that you use to spank the ass of your dog when you're taking it from behind.

My dog tried to pull away last night so I used the Palm of Dan to keep him still until I finished.

by T-Rail April 2, 2007

Danning It

When the smallest things tell everybody around you that you are retarded

Dammit. Danny is Danning it again.

by SporkyBorky January 3, 2025

Dan-Dan

Something that was very impressive but ultimately down to luck and very unlikely to happen.

"wow, that was a proper Dan-Dan, I can't believe you managed to cheese that 250k high score David"

by K100J September 13, 2020