by Arnie Grape February 25, 2019
The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."
1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "
Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."
Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"
2.) *on the phone*
Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"
Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."
Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"
Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."
Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and
a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank
account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."
Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."
*the moment of silence*
Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"
Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"
Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"
Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."
Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"
2.) *on the phone*
Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"
Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."
Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"
Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."
Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and
a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank
account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."
Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."
*the moment of silence*
Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"
Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"
Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"
Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
by Walkers World April 20, 2022
not again
by keijititstuesday August 05, 2021
by Mr36oman February 24, 2016
Kai: Mikasa kills eren at the end of attack on titan
Ommezy: DAMN NIGGA, why you always spoiling shit?
Ommezy: DAMN NIGGA, why you always spoiling shit?
by Kaiyuki February 01, 2022
by FoxOfTheShadows July 13, 2023
Dam:
a barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply.
"the dam burst after torrential rain"
Damn: Slang
for example
Instead of
I have a dam problem
I have a damn problem
I can’t close my eye without my damn phone buzzing.
Normally used to emphasise something
a barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply.
"the dam burst after torrential rain"
Damn: Slang
for example
Instead of
I have a dam problem
I have a damn problem
I can’t close my eye without my damn phone buzzing.
Normally used to emphasise something
Random ginger: I’m reading a fucking cRaZy book and one of the chapters are
I have a dam problem
Educated person: Nah you dumbass it’s damn. What does the character have a problem, with dams?. Or is it Damn :/
Educated person: Damn & Dam
IS DIFFERENT
I have a dam problem
Educated person: Nah you dumbass it’s damn. What does the character have a problem, with dams?. Or is it Damn :/
Educated person: Damn & Dam
IS DIFFERENT
by Dragoooon_xjt November 27, 2023