Brain Drain

A turn of phrase meant to insult either yourself or others for their foolishness or stupidity to the point of it seeming as if there brain is leaking out of their own skull, hence brain drain

A friend that is ordinarily quite adept at chess, horribly blunders an obvious play, the only possible explanation being a severe brain drain at the time.

Hungario: The pawn was adjacent to your queen, there want even any threat of taking it, what happened?
Klempt: My bad, serious case of Brain Drain over here i guess.

by BiasHyperion October 27, 2023

Brain Pussy

Someone who wishes their brain was strong like man. But let's estrogen run a little too hot and therfore the brain, in common parlance, becomes a pussy.

she kept complaining about this and that. so i said fuck that. I ain't banging no brain pussy no more.

by newton_in_montana March 14, 2023

shite for brains

The Irish way of saying shit for brains

Did you really put a pizza in the oven for 30 minutes without turning the fucking oven? Come on, shite for brains, use common sense!

by what do i care 125 February 9, 2022

brain trail

Retracting the steps in the mind that lead back to where one bookmarked a certain site in one's browser.

A line of text reminded me of an image I bookmarked in my browser last month that I wanted to show the writer, so I went on a brain trail.

by Loola April 11, 2008

brain wee

A brain wee is when one finds something hilariously bloody funny but one cannot react as one’s spouse or company cannot know!

Ash, one cannot divulge out loud darling! One must keep this text between us- do not react - we must just do our best to keep this quiet and simply have a brain wee- rather than letting out a large, erratic , full hearted laugh with a bit of released wee! 😉

by Ash & kezza August 3, 2019

Sunday Brain

The fuzzy logic that dominates your thought process on a Sunday, usually the result of a long Saturday night.

Rob: Yo Liam, why did you order chicken fried steak from the 5-point. Bad order man. What were you thinking?
Liam: I dunno. Sunday Brain I guess.

by Comeonfeelthe August 22, 2008

JT Brain

Like Pregnancy Brain or Dementia, you illogically and unrealistically associate anything and Everything with Justin Randle Timberlake aka JT aka the hot man with blue eyes in the woods.

Dad: great game! Heels Next!

Daughter w/JT brain: As in Tennessee? As in JT’s team? Baby blue

Everyone in the group chat: …?????
Daughter w/ JT Brain: Oh North Carolina whoops, I knew it was tar heels and baby blue!

by lovesquared March 19, 2022