Blind Sausage Whiff

Not great

That was gnarly, almost as bad as a blind sausage whiff

by RockyWears April 18, 2024

blind jump

any jump where you're unable to see what's up ahead. mostly used in the Geometry Dash community.

I DIED TO A BLIND JUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by slideglide June 3, 2024

Blind Hate Idiot

Blind Hate Idiot (BHI) - Someone who hates Disney Star Wars only because they hate women and black people. "I DIDN'T LIKE IT, SO EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!" is what they caw amongst their murder of crows while watching the critically acclaimed "Disney's The Acolyte" tv show on Disney+ (streaming now!) Be warned! BHI's are also extremely prone to cousin humping.

That Blind Hate Idiot can't see the artistry in the Acoltye because he's blind, an idiot, and full of hate!

by dolphinknees007 June 12, 2024

Blindo or blendo

Whimsical combination of "blind" and "bender" or" blender" .

As we can use it like what a "big blindo blender "

Big blindo blender

Blindo or blendo is a funny and playful informal word .

by Kittysrivas June 15, 2024

Blind Billied

To be sucked off unwillingly until you cum by your retarded 4'10 Male friend in a sleepover that you never knew was homosexual. Keep in mind, that you have to be underage while your "friend" is over the age of 18. The origin of this was from a blind child, but it can still be applied to anyone.

I could not go to sleep after I was Blind Billied last night by Cyraxx. I had to go to the principal's office the next day to make a report that he did this to me.

by Cyraxx Historian June 26, 2024

Blind Group Buy

Selling something but not saying what it is and implying it might be worth the price. A way to sell something for more than it’s worth. A good of example would be doing a blind buy for a song that nobody really wants for $5k, when the most you would get for that song if it wasn't blind is $2k.

Why would people fall for this?
1. A drought of music and they'll settle for anything
2. Gambling "what if it's the song I want"
3. Retardation

"Oh boy I hope they're selling the song I want in this Blind Group Buy, I'll donate $100 and keep my fingers crossed."

by Homixide August 27, 2024

Blind awake

Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed

I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024