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moist beans

the most disgusting thing you could ever say
friend 1; "these are some pretty moist beans aren't they?"
friend 2; "please never say that to me again"
by tiktokapproved1818 March 21, 2020
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Cool Beans

An expression to show that you find the topic cool or that you don't really care
by I simp for 2D men July 3, 2020
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feet beans

omg your feet beans look so delicious! Can i suck them?🥰
by Meow 😸 July 5, 2020
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meth beans

Fake ecstasy pills usually containing little to no MDMA and contain meth or some other RC amphetamine. Users can tell by there low price (as low as 40 cents - 7$) , the effects of mdma last 3-4 hours, of course if your up for 2 days then thats a dead give away.
Kenny: "Hey Cooper, i got some good ass Ecstasy pills, they are 3$ a pop! The effects lasted 3 days! I can get you some if you want some."
Cooper: "Hell nah man, i don't want none of your meth beans. I only fuck with real beans."
by Imagrapeist July 12, 2020
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borracho beans

“Oh! Look at those borracho beans! They’re downright plastered!”

Drunk Mezcan: “NoOo ni mErgAs. Ni VERRRRGA.”

His hijo: “Papá, no te voa dejar que manejes así de tomado fijate-“

Mezcan: “CIERRATELA CULERITO MALCRIADO CUANTOS TRAGOS TE SHINGUES ES LO QUE MIDE Y DECIDE TU MÉRITO DE SER ÉLITE FIJATE”

Some other Mezkins and Mezkids in a street fight: “VENGA PACA JOTITO A VER SI MUY VERGAS MIENTRAS TE DOY EN LA MADRE” *chicharito kick in the stomach* “CHINGADA MADRE HIJO DE TU PUTA MADRE” *pulls out dirty revolver* “SIGAN TRAYENDO A SUS PENDEJOS PAQUE LES METAMOS EN LA VRGA”

“See here? These here are the wild Borracho Beans. And they’re spicier than ever! Woohoo! Make sure to stay at least 6 feet away from the creatures at all times, as the municipality will not allow us to install glass protector walls between us and the subjects for reasons of “inhumanity”. What bozos! Up next is the neighborhood porch apes. I think the handout shows Dumpster Trumpsters, Chonger Bong Changers, aaaand, Allackma Snackbars. Very well, then! Whew, it’s pretty hot, ain’t it. Follow along!”
by nitnas ogied August 1, 2020
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Bagga beans

Someone who is lame or brings downs the vibes.
Jose: aye you going to that party tomorrow?
Me: Nah man
Jose: bruh don’t be a mf bagga beans
by Taco94 September 4, 2020
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knockin beans

Knockin beans, also commonly called beanslap, refers to any number of people in a room alone at night, KNOCKIN DEM BEANS
Kyle: So, last night me and my girl were knockin beans, if yk what I mean.
Karen: Damnit Kyle, I told you to stop sleeping with your sister!
by BeanKNOCKER September 15, 2020
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