Bed Jinx

A bed jinx takes place when two people are in bed simultaneously and tell each other. Similar to calling a jinx when two people speak the same word.

Bed jinxes, are different from a traditional jinx, in the reward you receive. Instead of receiving a "coke", you can receive an array of rewards, ranging from a good old fashion cuddling, to a full blown hat on the door knob. Its a very powerful jinx.

Brittney - Hey, whats up?

Tom - Just laying in bed trying to watch some tv.

Brittney - Haha me too!

Tom - I'm calling bed jinx on that one!

Brittney - What do I owe you?

Tom - ;)

by Albert fitzgerald September 28, 2011

Terrible in bed

When your partner does not know how to have sex.

Her ex-boyfriend was terrible in bed.

by Emo_Girl_98 November 24, 2021

Bed and breakfast

Oral sex in the morning

Are you going to give your partner bed and breakfast?

by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023

make me your wife in bed

Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,

Own me baby make me yours. Make me your wife in bed

by Bed wife June 22, 2023

Bed Bug Express

A hotel you book when you are on a budget or only need a hotel to get sleep and nothing else.

Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.

by Pointman411 February 26, 2023

sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.

William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!

by ffffhsjwbnnnnnskjnnnsssjx nnnn March 4, 2023

In Bed Away

An expression that means someone is shortly away from being their true self.

The bed expression refers to when someone gets up in the morning they aren't 100% at their full potential, but only for a short time.

Lucile is still recovering from her depression, but if you ask me? She is in bed away from coming back to us.

Aaron has been training for boxing for months now, he is in bed away from being the best boxer.

Henry is teaching their students not to be in bed away from their true potential.

by Born a Boss till the End March 5, 2023