Free guy

Free guy is a character that can do anything he wants in a server and he finds a hot lady and just wants to fuck her.

John wants to be the amazing free guy apart from his not in a server. Unfortunate for John.

by Jolly Jeff October 20, 2021

Guy Crush

The acknowledgement by a straight man that if he were gay, he would have a crush on the guy in question.

I have a guy crush on young Michael Beihn. If I were gay, I would totally date him.

by AtheistMetal March 18, 2021

guy pack

a group of guys of a particular commodity joined together by a shared interest or person, usually found in the same place at the same time

Example: “I’ll be back with a guy pack!” or the ever popular “O, I know her. She’s always with that guy pack of hers.”

by anfought August 3, 2010

GUI-tarded

Adjective
Portmanteau of the acronym 'graphical user interface' and 'retarded'. Meaning someone that needs a GUI to perform all computer related tasks.

If one can only use a point and drool interface then one can reasonably describe them as GUI-tarded.

by ArmAddAsk June 30, 2021

Ewan Guy

An absolute stallion. He is an all round hero who has an absolute horse cock. He thrives in everything he does and bullies those who are below him.

Ewan guy he eats pie and hes bi

by Yoshimario25 May 10, 2021

family guy

The funniest, most random, and entertaining show ever created by man kind in the history of the world. The show kicks ass. Seth Mcfarlen is a pure genious! There is not a better show out there.

I have quit my religion and made Family Guy my bible.

by Josh Havier August 29, 2005

average guy

Ironically, the type of dude who a girl can spend the rest of her life with. He could be standing right in front of her and she'll overlook him at first because girls have a tendency to fall for broken bad boys. The average guy is most likely to be friend-zoned unless you're Ron from Kim Possible. Props to an average guy who scores a girlfriend!

"Average" guys are actually the best guys. When a girl dates a boy like this, he becomes more than average to her.

Girl 1: Ugh I just got dumped by Trent.
Girl 2: He wasn't right for you. Don't you think Robbie is a better fit?
Girl 1: Robbie is just an average guy, though.
Girl 2: So? He treats you nicer! Give him a chance.

by CranberryKing December 4, 2017