Jourdan River Steamer

When she eats boiled crawfish and get the bubble guts. You spread her meat flaps while she is releasing all her fury. All that seasoning covers her man in the boat. Now you have a Jourdan River Steamer

She loves getting a Jourdan River Steamer on the dock.

by Honkykong76 February 28, 2022

Rivers

A fat piece of shit that drives a truck, usually a GMC. Has way too many confederate flags. His dream date is a all you can eat buffet. Usually a person with this name chews too much tobacco and smokes the shittiest cigarettes aka Pall Malls. Has a 2 inch penis and hairy loose asshole.

Hey do you know rivers smith? Yea i hate that cunt!

by Sodhdjskskdhdhd April 9, 2019

Boob rivers

The elegant network of blue veins visible in some breasts.

I became in entrances by her bust's landscape: nipple peaks and the boob rivers.

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019

river

one of the hottest people alive. he is extremely wonderful, and everyone should be like him.

“river is pog.”
“how profound.”

by swaggychickennugget July 24, 2021

River mcneely

a girl who is wild,crazy,cool kid. and i am her.i LOVE Chick-fil-A and netflix

hey that kid loves Chick-fil-A Netflix and she’s crazy wild and cool.
hey i think that’s River mcneely

by Jane the virginXRiverdale❤️❤️ January 20, 2020

river thot

A woman of easy virtue, specifically that of a high BMI.

I mistook that river thot for a cow.

by Wolfpack definitions 69 March 13, 2019

river of excellence

when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.

"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"

"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"

by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016