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oh shit bar

The handle found in most cars to either hold onto around corners taken at speed, or to hang shirts and such.

oh shit handle
Dude, you better grab the oh shit bar!
by G$ July 10, 2002
mugGet the oh shit barmug.

Polish Salad Bar

Eastern European open air market where amateur porn directors go to find new talent. These aspiring stars are inexperienced and usually unattractive women but are known to give incredible head jobs for just a few Euros and the promise of future parts in mainstream porn. The selection of aspiring porn actresses are often withered drug users and past their sexual prime much like the rotten vegetables found in a Polish farm market.
Hey Baby, I am making a movie and you are so beautiful. Would you like to make some easy money and try out this Polish Salad Bar for the camera back at my hotel?
by Bugsy McDingle November 27, 2012
mugGet the Polish Salad Barmug.

barred out

The act or feeling of being banned from a bar when one is too drunk, used in other forms not referring to the original literal definition
Guy 1 "I'm gonna go talk her"
Guy 2 "I dare ya"
Guy 1 "Hey, what's your digits?"
Hottie "In your dreams"
Guy 2 "Man you got barred out"
by Tru rez injun October 13, 2004
mugGet the barred outmug.

The Blue Oyster Bar

The notorious neighborhood gay biker bar in the Police Academy movies. Known for its rough crowd and famous waltz "El Bimbo" by Bimbo Jet
Cadat Barbara: Is there a party this weekend?

Cadat Mahoney: Yeah. Of course there is. Do you want to come?

Cadat Barbara: No I can't. Ahhh. I just need to know where it is. Sorry to be asking.

Cadat Mahoney: Then why are you asking?

Cadat Barbara: Some people want to know.

Cadat Mahoney: OK. Yeah. It's no big secret. It's at the Blue Oyster Bar on Howell
by El Bimbo November 1, 2010
mugGet the The Blue Oyster Barmug.

Bar Fly

A girl or woman who spends entirely too much time admiring people from a far with out the intent to introduce herself
Damn Mickey been at bar all day long and aint never left that stool...
by KGH October 10, 2003
mugGet the Bar Flymug.

Constipation Handle Bars

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.
"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."
by LeTigra February 10, 2009
mugGet the Constipation Handle Barsmug.

The Dam Snack Bar

A reference to Percy Jackson and The Titans Curse when Zoë Nightshade, Thalia Grace, Grover Underwood and Percy Jackson were at the Hoover Dam and were looking for the ‘dam snack bar’
We should find the dam snack bar.

The dam snack bar?

Yes, what is funny?
by Random weirdo up at 3 am July 15, 2018
mugGet the The Dam Snack Barmug.

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