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4 am dick slap

Its Tuesday mutha fucka dont cum at me with that 4 am dick slap shit!!!
by 4am cock slap September 27, 2019
mugGet the 4 am dick slapmug.

I am not crazy

I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
by TheGuywiththetea February 11, 2024
mugGet the I am not crazymug.

up at 3:12 am

When someone is up really late, usually way past 2 am.
Friend 1: *awake in the middle of the night*
Friend 2: what is bro doing up at 3:12 AM?
by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024
mugGet the up at 3:12 ammug.
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shwe ame

pretty but if you're her friend you don't know if she hates you or loves you. attracts a lot of guys and is the quiet mysterious kid that everyone wants to get to know, especially the boys. she's like cool or smth ig. also very short.
omg shwe ame is so short!
by nnnotsam November 22, 2021
mugGet the shwe amemug.

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