A female that lies, perpetrates, or portrays something she is not. She always talks shit when you're not around then when you are around she kisses your ass. She has whore tendicies and will fuck anyone. Has intentions to do u wrong and is always in denial when confronted for being a squirelly ho. Squirelly Ho's are opnly good for parlayin. But warning...these ho's are very scandalous and should be approached with caution! Chronic Action.
"I was fuckin this chick the other night. Come to find out she was bangin my cousin, his two boys, the mailman, the dopeman, the po-po, the school janitor and the lady that works at 7-11. Fuck that squirelly ho."
by Michael Boy n Wana Dogg April 29, 2008
Get the squirelly homug. Noun. A married man who pays high priced whores for "companionship" with hopes of getting caught thus covering up the fact to colleagues, family, the press, and sometimes himself that he is really a big homo.
Anderson: Great interview with Dick Morris. Is it really true what they say about him?
Shep: Duh. He's a big Ho-Mo from way back. So what are you doing this weekend - I've got Rupert's place on The Cape...?
Anderson: Wish I could kitten, but I gotta go to Newport and feed Mummy her scotch...
Shep: Duh. He's a big Ho-Mo from way back. So what are you doing this weekend - I've got Rupert's place on The Cape...?
Anderson: Wish I could kitten, but I gotta go to Newport and feed Mummy her scotch...
by JaniceH June 26, 2008
Get the Ho-Momug. A verb with a wide variety of meanings; can be used to describe beating up bitches, expressing anger when stubbing a toe, or caught in traffic.
by Sara Sposito September 21, 2006
Get the Kill a homug. by Insane Clown Prevost January 21, 2009
Get the ho-ingmug. When two hot horny hoes starts fucking each other while dancing around and making out. Probably the hottest thing you'll ever see.
Horny Dude 1: Dude did you see Alison and Ilana doing the ho-down at the party last night?
Horny Dude 2: Totally man, it made me jack off so hard that my pants got soaked.
Horny Dude 1: Yeah I know, it made me want to do them so hard.
Horny Dude 2: Totally man, it made me jack off so hard that my pants got soaked.
Horny Dude 1: Yeah I know, it made me want to do them so hard.
by the king of awesomeness May 9, 2009
Get the Ho-Downmug. The Becca - Ho (scientific name Beccaus hoicus) is a carnivorous species of mammal that is often valued by humans for its companionship and its ability to clean dishes. It has been associated with humans for at least 16 years.
She has been sighted in such areas such as the woodlands of Rhode Island, and the cities of Italy. If you ever come in contact with the Beccaus hoicus DO NOT PANIC. Crouch into a fetal position and feign death. Remember: it is more scared of you then you are of it.
A Becca - Ho (also commonly referred to as Becca - lo) can be identified by its large teats and shy disposition. It can usually be found near the wild chemicus imbalicus (commonly known as FREEEEENNCH!!), Italius trixieismygirlfriendicus (commonly Eye Talian), and Italius Bitchicus (commonly Crisco).
She has been sighted in such areas such as the woodlands of Rhode Island, and the cities of Italy. If you ever come in contact with the Beccaus hoicus DO NOT PANIC. Crouch into a fetal position and feign death. Remember: it is more scared of you then you are of it.
A Becca - Ho (also commonly referred to as Becca - lo) can be identified by its large teats and shy disposition. It can usually be found near the wild chemicus imbalicus (commonly known as FREEEEENNCH!!), Italius trixieismygirlfriendicus (commonly Eye Talian), and Italius Bitchicus (commonly Crisco).
"My Becca - Ho just turned into a space heater!"
"Oh yeah? Well my Becca - Ho just turned into honey roasted peanuts!"
"Oh yeah? Well my Becca - Ho just turned into honey roasted peanuts!"
by Twixie June 26, 2008
Get the Becca - Homug. by Micky and Queenie March 20, 2004
Get the homug.