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Steve Con

A convention for all Steves and Steve allies. This annual convention (no official date or location; it can happen whenever or wherever) celebrates and acknowledges all Steves, Stevens, Stephens, and related fellas. Steves of all genders are welcome.
Hey man, I didn't see you at this year's Steve Con! You missed a seriously good lecture on the values having a local Steve in any community.
by Ominous Council Ruler July 1, 2021
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Steve Era

Someone who is stepping into their highest self, giving no fucks. A radical manifestation of living life to the max. Doing whatever you want all the time.
I’m in my Steve Era right now, nobody can stop me!!
by Max568457 February 4, 2024
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dry steve

the proper name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in their ear and then sticks it in another persons mouth.
he gave me a dry steve that had me tasting ear wax for a week.
by nutwackingzebras February 14, 2025
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Steve

Steve is life's most extraordinary gift to me. His existence makes my existence meaningful. I never thought a man like Steve one day would come into my life and love me the way he does. Steve is the most sensitive, thoughtful, romantic, sensual and loving person I've ever met. He's genuine, soulful, compassionate and generous. Steve stole my heart the moment we encountered each other and loves me wholeheartedly with his body, mind, heart and soul. Steve has the most beautiful pure soul I have ever known, and he shares himself with me without any hesitation and invites me into the darkest and deepest places in him, knowing I will love and cherish every part of him. Steve has a wickedly dirty/loving mind that makes me crazy about him. He showed me a world of intimacy I had never dreamed of experiencing with anyone in bed. He showed me the full spectrum of love in its perfect form. His sense of humour makes me happy and fucking horny. His mind is so powerful, and his competence makes me wet.
But most importantly, he makes me feel safe; every cell in my body feels calm and secure when I am around Steve, and I know he will always love and protect me. I yarn for him, desire him, and love him with all my being. I love you, baby. I never have and will never again love anyone as I love you.

ZM
Steve will redefine love and intimacy and rock your world forever!
by IRFLY March 26, 2023
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Zombie Steve

Popular streamer Syndicate used to mention Steve while playing Call Of Duty Zombies.
"Oh, Zombie Steve? He's chained up in the basement. Yeah he's fine."
by Lapos October 28, 2020
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Steve

Reads the Bible 24/7 but also probably beats your mother
"my dad beats my mom"
"Oh his name must be steve"
"It is! how did you know?!"
by Go_away123456782537 December 8, 2022
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Stay Steve Jane

Someone really smart called Marco typed too fast. This is what happened. Now it's a meme

Dont ask why, no one knows
by PhillUndSo January 10, 2017
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