Goose

Goose is prob a furry because they like warrior cats so much! They joke about piss kinks a lot, they might ACUALLY have one tho... goose also is allergic to balls

Goose hates boobs. PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS DOWN GOOSE IS FAMOUS 😡

by Porrim’s #1 fan June 21, 2021

Goose Burger

A general idiot, dumb ass or corn kernel

I cant believe Haydo fucked that up, what a Goose Burger

by CAPTAIN RING STINGER 69 August 29, 2024

goose amounts

to have little of something

OPPOSITE TO BEAR AMOUNTS

i've got bear amounts of change

"really? i have goose amounts"

by mark docherty December 9, 2008

To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.

No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.

by GJ id9 October 4, 2018

Goosings

This is when you get shit done, or achieve a lot in a short time, sometimes with menaces.

It can be used as a well-wishing phrase, a congratulatory phrase, or just a statement.

I've got goosings to do.
Have good goosings!
Impressive goosings today my friend.

by GetTheBonk September 24, 2021

goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.

"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)

by Razorfin October 18, 2011

Goose

(Australian) ;-An Idiot-or Fool. (A Dickhead).

"He's a Goose"

by sachabinky September 20, 2020