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Window smashing

Going to smash your girlfriend on her period and it looks like you ran thru a window
Yo bro, you wanna get some beers.
Nah man, imma go window smashing.
by Adderall4kidz June 21, 2017
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Window Licker

For someone to act depressed while having tons of money at the same time. Also associated with the inability to control anger or emotions and falling in love too quickly with strangers.
"Idk man i really like her shes so nice"
"dude you met her last night stop being a window licker"
by jakson griff February 1, 2018
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Windows Vista

Will either:
-Blow Up
-Die
-Steal you bank details
-Ruin you life
-Kill you
Me: What's your OS
Friend: Windows Vista
Me: I WILL COME ROUND YOU HOUSE AND STICK MY WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER USB INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND MAKE YOU SUFFER WHILE I DO IT
Friend: oke
by ΨλΜΞΖ June 8, 2020
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window-licker

window-licker

A person who is fully entrenched in their opinion, yet unable to find, analyze, or digest data. Brain activity minimul when digesting insane ideas in isolation. Native to the Covid era US, usually feeling most comfortable roaming the web for conspiracy theories to regurgitate. Sources of influence include Fox News, Alex Jones, and other far right influencers. Ranting is kept to minimum when no window is near. Windows, more specifically licking windows provides energy. Neurological scientific studies have shown window-lickers to have the brain activity and capacity of a retarded nutria.

Dude, I forgot my mask when I went to 7-11 so I put my shirt over my face. Got my shit and on the way out the girl who'd just cashed me mumbled while making awkward tweaker motions, "It's ok, I don't mind, its cool...oh its ok... you know. I don't mind, you can just use.. ya know, use your shirt." Confused with a smirk I walked out saying "ok cool." What the fuck bro! I can't tell if she was serious or another fucking window-licker jockin my style.
God damn, 9/11 wasn't done by the US government stop spreading that shit you fuckin' window-licker, . They did use it, what politician doesn't use everything to advance themselves.
by antivi (anti-villian) August 17, 2020
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Windows 10

A weird operating system that overheats your system
Yo you got the Trashy Windows 10?
by James Straws April 20, 2021
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muddy windows

Getting a Hot Carl while wearing eyeglasses or goggles.
I'd like to give Yano some muddy windows.
by Chase Atherton May 5, 2004
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sticky window bus

the bus that retards ride in and the windows get sticky when they get bored and likc them
Ben:HI Lets ride on the sticky window bus it looks fun Holden: OK SURE
by MRbigpp May 2, 2009
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