Tesha's Law, or the Theory of Oscillation, states that all things conform to a pattern of rising and falling.
by Lagulouscious August 31, 2021
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Me: You know, I really don't like the affordable care act, I'd prefer to have an actual choice in my health care.
You: But the affordable care act provides healthcare to millions of people.
Me: Well, most of those were people already enrolled in medicare programs. Do you know how many people have lost health care or have had increased premiums as a result of Affordable Care laws?
You: You're just a racist.
Me: You've invoked Steve's Law and have forfeited the argument.
You: But the affordable care act provides healthcare to millions of people.
Me: Well, most of those were people already enrolled in medicare programs. Do you know how many people have lost health care or have had increased premiums as a result of Affordable Care laws?
You: You're just a racist.
Me: You've invoked Steve's Law and have forfeited the argument.
by McSteve May 15, 2015
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Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."
by IronFozzie October 12, 2011
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Family driving on an interstate highway on a long road trip
Little Billy sees a cow grazing in a field off the side of the road
Billy: "Cow."
Everyone else, nodding in agreement: "Cow."
Dad: "There's Mizrahi's Law at work yet again!"
Little Billy sees a cow grazing in a field off the side of the road
Billy: "Cow."
Everyone else, nodding in agreement: "Cow."
Dad: "There's Mizrahi's Law at work yet again!"
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Get the stepdaughter-in-law mug.The 3rd law encompasses all man laws. The 3rd law states there are no other laws. Man laws encompass: The divinity of food, the respect of the shotgun seat laws, the respect of another man/bro/broksi's girl, the code of silence (i.e. when a man's has relations with a girl and severely regrets it, it never happened), etc. Punishment for breaking the 3rd law can vary among bro circles, but is always HARSH. The 3rd law is the most sacred concept known to humans.
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