Trail of Tears

The line of perspiration left by swamp ass when an individual scoots off a plastic chair

Dude, my chair is soaked, at least Andrew Jackson had the decency to clean up his Trail of Tears!

by Pissbaby#1 November 9, 2020

chaotic.faerie_tearz

chaotic.faerie_tearz is probably one of the most magical looking people i’ve ever seen- they literally look like a FAIRY!!!???! like- idk but they have such a peaceful and nice vibe i love it 🛐

chaotic.faerie_tearz keeps changing their username 😕 but i still love them 😕💍‼️

by bestiebestiebestie March 12, 2021

Trump-a-teared

To be completely fucked over by “ the establishment”.

Robinhood completely Trump-a-teared the Apes!

by Kgcole505 March 19, 2021

shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.

by Eklavya May 25, 2021

Tail of Tears

When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.

True story

I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.

by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021

IM IN TEARS

laughing so hard that you’re crying

“HAHAHA IM IN TEARS”

by imgay777 June 6, 2022

Drop a Tear

To pee. To go take a leak.

Excuse me I need to go to the loo and Drop a Tear.

by Pic~ June 17, 2022