clown beef

Slang for marijuana.
Developed by Teresa and myself, way back in the day when we were freshman in high school (1998).

We're going to the beach tomorrow, so don't forget to pack the clown beef and some papers.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

Ass Clown

one who clowns the anal cavity.

asssssss cloooown!!!

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

clown shoe

term for morning wood

Guy 1: All guy sleepovers are whack.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, did you see Tommy's clown shoe this morning?!
Guy 1: Ughhhhh! Yeah that guy pitched a tent!

by queenofslang July 29, 2007

Sad Clown

After ejaculation placing a dollop of semen on each of a girls cheek-bones, so when she stands up, she looks like a sad clown.

That bartender had the biggest cheeks I’ve ever seen, she would make a great Sad Clown.

by D. Romer June 12, 2008

clown face

After receiving a Ketchup Taco, a person obnoxiously kisses the woman on the mouth, thus creating a bright red smile.

I knew she tasted funny, so I got her back with a giant Clown Face!

by SteveLeeMillipede February 18, 2005

clown car

Any job that at first appears easily done but when started is much more complicated.

That Jones contract turmed out to be a clown car.

by videix September 6, 2009

Clown

clownmeans to be stupid, dum, foolish basically anything you want it 2 mean, not like u look like a clown with loads of make-up,that is just been stupid, callin some1 a clown is better than swearing it helps express ur angry feelings .

wat the fuk do fink ur doin wid my gal, y u sleeping wid my gal u fuking clown, im gonna fuk the shit out of u gal wen he leaves this house.

by sams October 10, 2005