Tiger-Water

Similar to Tigger-Water, tiger water is the water that ANYONE uses while having sex with a mistress. Named after the king of affairs Tiger Woods.

John- How much is tiger-water, Fred?
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.

by Squirrelchoker1 April 28, 2011

Tigerhydrant

An obstacle that, when encountered, releases an unintended flood of previously unknown information, that leads to a drastic modification of behavior.

Mark Sanford's tigerhydrant, a mysterious trip to visit his lover in Argentina, resulted in his political downfall.

If it wasn't for the New York Time's tigerhydrant, Elliot Spitzer would still be the governor of New York today.

by Geedrarob December 17, 2009

Tiger Spoon

When a freakish person claws your back off in a gentle spooning position.

Holy shit, that bitch tiger spoon}ed the fuck out of me last night! I think I'm bleeding!

Beware, she's a Tiger Spooner!

by Charlisica April 10, 2010

tiggery togger

a women who is extremely talented at toggering a mans tigger.

sally is very good at tiggery toggering me.

by onion23 June 15, 2010

Tiger Slam

When one sleeps with 4 women of different race (White, Black, Asian and Brown) in one calendar year.

I'm going to try to hook up an Asian girl tonight to complete my Tiger Slam.

by Kichwa Oh Babier May 6, 2010

Tiger Shrimp

This is when your significant other , who is a male, is cheating on you. He can't keep his hard on and it begins to feel and look like a jumbo shrimp. It is also a reference to the cheater, Tiger Woods. Wood being your lover's woody which is shrimp-like becuase he's sleeping with someone else.

Friend: "My man can't keep it up these last few months."
BFF - "uh, Oh .....hope he's not with someone else, no one likes a Tiger Shrimp".

by australian-reptile July 19, 2010

Tigershtrom

the act of shtroming a tiger, also called stroking. a Tigershtrom is a very dangerous act that no one who is not a trained professional or jewish should attempt.

Ashley: I'm thinking about pulling a tigershtrom at the zoo.
Sophie: You're lucky you're Jewish.

by mustachingandmeowing July 27, 2010