donkey dick

A really really REALLY large bud of Cannabis Sativa.

Jared whipped out a donkey dick and forty Rastafarians passed out before it was half smoked.

by Mentally Guitarded April 18, 2006

Donkey Punch

All of these other definitions are wrong. A Donkey Punch is when you're having sex doggy style and when she is about to orgasm you punch her in the kidney. It will knock the air out of her intensifying the orgasm and making her gasp so hard for air that she makes a "Hee-Haw" sound like a donkey, hence the name.

My girl friend was so loud after the Donkey Punch I gave her last night that my room-mate thought there was a donkey show in my room.

by Den494 March 18, 2010

Swamp Donkey

A swamp donkey is aparticularly unattractive girl with an appearance not unlike a donkey, with the horrible stench of a swamp. Possibly.

My god, look at that swamp donkey. She is foul!

by Michael Newman October 10, 2004

Donkey Balls

Alternate name for the game widely known as "ladder golf."

"Hey Corey, lets go play some Donkey Balls!"

by hamiami September 28, 2009

Donkey Shenanigans

Attempt by a fat fucker to mount his woman during act of fornication....resulting in severe catastrophic failure when fat fucker can't complete mission due to severe penile atrophy and nicotene fit; resulting in another cigarette, another whiskey-dick and coke, and another unsatisfying sexual encounter for his beloved.

Tony is the king of the "Donkey Shenanigans", just ask his old lady....she has knick-named him "Donkey Kong"--king of all "Donkey Dhenanigans".

by Brock Huard April 15, 2005

donkey ass

Adj. Cheap, poorly made, ghetto.

I got this donkey-ass car that fell apart on the thousandth mile.

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Donkey Ball'd

When you cover/drown your balls in animal fat, then shove them into one of your friends/best friends mum's mouth.

Joe: 'Guessing what Im doing at the weekend?'
Garry: 'What?'
Joe: 'Donkey balling your muma!'
Garry: 'Huh, thats funny, because I donkey ball'd your muma just week!'

by TerrorFromAbove June 24, 2011