A toilet that has been used multiple times but never flushed while cooking in a heated locker room for the entire summer. The stench is so foul that you may wonder when will Satan claim your soul.
It is worse than breathing in mustard gas or the odor that comes from the loins of a thousand corpses.
It is worse than breathing in mustard gas or the odor that comes from the loins of a thousand corpses.
"Dude, did you add more shit to the locker room soup?"
"I want to take a dump but I'm afraid of the locker room soup overflowing the bowl."
"Locker room soup is delicious!"
"I want to take a dump but I'm afraid of the locker room soup overflowing the bowl."
"Locker room soup is delicious!"
by HowToMakeLockerRoomSoup January 5, 2014
Get the locker room soupmug. Don't waste your breath; aka shut the fuck up. Save your breath to cool off a hot meal, beverage, or soup.
Boss: "Why haven't you finished cutting up them fuckin' two by fours yet?"
Me: "Sorry boss I had to change the blade and --"
Boss: "Save it for your soup. Cut the fuckers already, time is expensive."
Me: "Sorry boss I had to change the blade and --"
Boss: "Save it for your soup. Cut the fuckers already, time is expensive."
by Thatfuckingcarpenter May 28, 2021
Get the Save it for Your Soupmug. To spoon one's soup} is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals (primarily, and usually female) for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. The expression originates from the fact that when a person engages in the activity it sounds akin to putting and remove a spoon from soup (usually noodle soup)
Lisa spent over 3 hours spooning her soup last night. She squirted all over the bed.
Tyler explained that to spoon one's soup is to masturbate.
Tyler explained that to spoon one's soup is to masturbate.
by King Taye June 2, 2020
Get the To spoon one's soupmug. When a a group of men (the wolfpack) engage in an orgy soup kitchen with a promiscuous woman/women (usually from Chingford/Essex).
''remember last weekend after the pub?''
'' yeah those girls got soup kitchened by the pack''
' 'yeah that was a proper old school wolfpack Soup kitchen' '
'' yeah those girls got soup kitchened by the pack''
' 'yeah that was a proper old school wolfpack Soup kitchen' '
by McTaggart33 October 25, 2017
Get the Wolfpack Soup Kitchenmug. When you fuck someone in the ass and spunk on their back and splash your cock in the puddle. Only works on italians.
by FatassCurls July 29, 2019
Get the Italian noodle soupmug. by WMan 911 November 4, 2019
Get the Naughty Soup Kitchenmug. by Longerfurret June 10, 2019
Get the gamer-girl soupmug.