January 6th

It's the birthday of famous consulting drama queen Sherlock Holmes. You can celebrate it by clueing for looks or wearing the purple shirt of sex. But healthy alternative is also just being an asshole to all your friends

Person A: Dude it's January 6th
Person B: Shut up, I'm clueing for looks
Person A: oH...nice shirt btw
Person B: THATS THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX YOU IDIOT

by catbush_da_potato October 31, 2019

January 26,2009

Ur the ugliest person in ur school if u are born this day

Jenny: Why is that girl so ugly

Mark: Because she was born on January 26 2009

Danny:Yeah is u were born on January 26,2009 ur the ugliest person in ur school

by Months_ November 11, 2020

January 29

Go up to your crush and ask the the big question ❤️❤️❤️💋✨🥰🥴🦋

Let’s see if you’ll get a bf/gf and if you do congrats 🎊

On January 29 meet up with your crush/lover and ask them out

Maybe you’ll get a kiss 💋💋❤️🤍🦋🥴

by Youlookpretyy378 January 20, 2022

27 january

National day to post your friend who doesn’t have social media.

“it’s 27 january so it’s time to finally post you”🤷🏼 ♀️

by bethanny.i.made.biscuits January 25, 2023

January 6ther

A person who participated in the January 6th insurrection at the US Capitol Building.

Jacob Chansley is a January 6ther.

by headshotcraft March 26, 2023

January 24

A girl gotta give a boy a hoodie bo matter what

Jane gave jack her hoodie on January 24

by Catman0G January 21, 2022

January 5th

National Make-out Day

Audrey cmon…

Audrey: what do you mean

Freddy:wanna make out?
Audrey: whyy???
Freddy:It’s national make-out day, January 5th!
Audrey:ohhhh

by Yxngdaddydraco December 31, 2021