faking jacks

Half steppin on a robbery. Robbing someone and then giving them their things back on the spot. Then bragging about it.

Dude faking jacks.

by True Anlivin' May 18, 2016

fake money

Money that is never seen. Money that isn't real.

P1: We are now charging $300 more per month to each tenant at this apartment complex.
P2: "Oh it's all fake money. We will never see it. We just work here in the office."

by Sammy26 June 8, 2017

fake eyebrows

Giannas eyebrows are Crayola. the creator of her eyebrow is her art teacher miss idan.

giannas fake eyebrows are fake miles' are not.

by fadsas August 11, 2014

fake-bullying

Fabricating scenarios or making up incidents to look like you are being physically, psychologically or cyber bullied. Noun or verb. self-bully, bullying, fake, made up, cyberbullying, bully, harass, torment, self-esteem, make fun of, fight, pick on, malign, celebrity, attention-seeking, narcissistic, narcissist, fame whore, fake bully, fake-bully, fake bullying, Jussie Smollett

John is always complaining about fake-bullying incidents at school. He says someone is harassing him all the time. All made up!

by joecoolthefool March 13, 2019

fake vomit

Unreal excretions from thine stomach lining

"Well, what else have ya got?"
"Fake vomit?"
"real vomit?"

by Tome Schultz December 25, 2017

Fake Nerd

Perhaps even a wannabe high IQ person.
Who acts like they enjoy learning.
Who express themselves by using big words, when it's quite excessive.
A person who exceeds their studies by cheating.
A person who sometimes acts dumb to gain attention from others.
A person who acts quirky.
A person who tries to interest themselves in what nerds like.

That human is a fake nerd because they're being restrictive in a setting of real nerds.

by HumansBeingETW April 26, 2022

fake si

A robot from the future, who steals shit from everyday people and posts pictures of it on the internet to prove he's a real human, and not actually a shit stealing robot.(www.imarealhuman_watchmeshit.com)

WATCH OUT!!! Fake si's behind you, trying to steal your shit

by Ed Dorgan December 11, 2003