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Joe Biden

A geriatric bumbling buffoon, that is worked as a puppet by those ignorant enough to call themselves liberals. A man responsible for the racial divide of the United States, homeless veterans, and children getting sex change operations.

The President with the lowest approval rating EVER.

The only president to steal an election, only to be beat out the following election, by the same person he stole from
Look at that old stumbling man, the nursing home must’ve left him wait that’s Joe Biden
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
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Biden time

Biden time is an alternate version of standard time where one (typically Joe Biden) will show up anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hours after the agreed upon start/arrival time.
Person 1: Hey! Have you seen John? He was supposed to get to the meeting at 02:00.
Person 2: Nah, he won't get here for at least another hour.
Person 1: Damn, he must be on that Biden time.
by CatsSlurpingSpines February 22, 2024
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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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Joe Biden's asshole cigars

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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ur not joe biden

u are not that guy or ur not “hollywood
friend: oh i didn’t see ur message
me: bru ur not joe biden stfu
by brebre_1 March 9, 2024
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Bidening

Verb: /bɪˈdɛnɪŋ/
1. The act of exacerbating a situation by implementing ineffective or counterproductive solutions, often while publicly discussing the need for improvement.
2. The process of making a problem worse through a combination of inaction and poorly conceived actions, typically accompanied by rhetoric that suggests progress is being made.

Submitted by: @LanceMigliaccio
1. After months of 'bidening' the issue, the company finally acknowledged the need for a new approach to address the problem.
2. Critics accused the Wash DC politicians of 'bidening' the crisis, as their policies only served to worsen the situation.
by @LanceMigliaccio March 14, 2024
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Joe Biden

A old man that became president he can't say a sentence and gets lost very easily
Why is that man shaking hands with a ghost he must be Joe Biden
by The eewee creator March 15, 2024
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