Protein-Shake

The single male ejaculates into a cup, adds protein powder, milk, a banana, blends it up and drinks it to #GetThatProtein

Hey man, I noticed you don't have your protein shake today, you can have some of mine if you want?

Nah man, I hit that Protein-Shake last night, I'm good, thanks.

by Granddaddy Green October 14, 2019

Shaking my beef cakes

When your upset and niggas get you tight / when you fuck up

Damn that niggas annoying shaking my beef cakes

by $imone October 27, 2018

tweaker shake

the shake that tweaker’s have basically all the time. most likely nerve damage from their hard drugs.

“have you seen uncle jake recently?”
“no, why?”
“well he’s got tweaker shake now”
“damn is it bad?”

by no snitchin October 23, 2017

Aggie Protein Shake

A synonym for semen, used in College Station Texas and at UC Davis

Tiffany decided to top-off on some Aggie Protein Shake after the big UT/A&M game.

by abam2 April 30, 2016

Teapot shake

When urinating, and towards the end there is a reduction in flow rather than the expected abrupt end, resembling the dribbling from a teapot. Thus requiring a vigorous shake to expel excess liquid.

I'd had a few beers and when I went for a pee I had to give it a teapot shake

by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024

shake the juice loose

To Masturbate

After the encounter with his crush, he had to shake the juice loose.

by Screaming Old Man March 30, 2022

Butter Shakes

Butter Shakes happen when you’ve eaten too much butter and you experience a tingling sensation in your arms and legs.

I was at the movie theatre and I ate an entire Large bag of popcorn, stood up and the fuckin butter shakes hit me so hard ughh.

by BoscoStix December 6, 2021